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在Miss Nelson is missing里,尼尔森老师为了让“熊学生”们变乖,使用了一点小技俩:扮成一个凶狠的老师:Viola Swamp。熊孩子们终于消停了!; p# |1 w G1 M1 ], u, `2 O9 k* b" r' [
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班上的孩子们,会怎么度过这一周呢。你绝对想不到!8 D$ k E: `1 z) d
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8 r" B4 ?0 e0 ]& d. x1 p; ?One Friday Miss Nelson told her class
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* b$ |1 [# t- [: d- Q$ W“I’ll be away next week.” she said.
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“And I expect you to behave.”) l s2 w0 u+ g' x' }9 T; `5 y/ E$ A V8 H
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“Yes, Miss Nelson,” said the kids in 207.5 o! V0 _! m: d; v4 |* h
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" Y( [5 d: z3 I星期五,奈尔森老师告诉她的班级,
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& Q# ]% c6 U4 Q9 h她要去摘除扁桃体。7 ~* k2 o, |: W# M/ b0 b3 z5 Y0 W/ L6 X
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“下周我不在,”她说,“你们要乖乖的哦!”9 M0 k2 B1 |7 w% N6 `' q
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# s$ t) e5 W- P2 J* |2 O! \“没问题,奈尔森老师,”207班的孩子们说。
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0 i5 S! A, t o- A- U7 MBut at recess it was another story.- Y! x% z( j v6 l. R
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“Wow!” said the kids. “While Miss Nelson) B4 S: Y$ `6 ^- ], p4 R, m8 @
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is away, we can really act up!”: c9 N6 P1 D3 |; L& C1 `7 D8 O% h* D) o# H0 Z' g' }+ N1 \0 U
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“Not so fast!” said a big kid from 309., @# S) o! w! t# v% Z. K( n
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“Haven’t you ever heard of Viola Swamp?”! }: q( B4 v7 [) r
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可一到课间,就是另一个说法了。5 q1 P* t6 N: @; m
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" L6 v& U4 C: ? L+ I1 P) B, }“哇!”孩子们说,“奈尔森老师不在,, f) [& O" y. R
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% i: S8 x2 x4 s y% s我们就能好好玩儿啦!“6 f H6 ?+ H1 m
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“别高兴的太早!”309班的一个大孩子说道,2 A3 w7 {0 I5 ]9 E! J9 a
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“你们没听说过维奥拉斯旺普老师吗?”! n1 h4 w, O. C, T+ ?. b: ?# w0 D
$ M; e8 G p/ s1 E0 u5 X廖彩杏书单168本:Miss Nelson is back 奈尔森老师回来了 译文指导 % Z$ w! E% F* ]6 G4 e, K8 |
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“Who?” said Miss Nelson’s kids." S( b6 S+ j1 K, p
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8 z+ @5 F9 D3 P* A1 }. j“Miss Swamp is the meanest substitute) F" f; H# _/ f+ ]- x: y, y
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- N+ X% j& f' @5 V4 vin the whole world,” said the big kid.
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' t1 M0 J- w' F" s; G“Nobody acts up when she’s around.”
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“Oooh,” said Miss Nelson’s kids.# s5 ]- ?0 E7 G4 Y, {1 Z$ d7 x# T- z7 q7 ?/ I
; P1 Q$ O" u/ _' h9 `. H- U“She’s a real witch,” said the big kid.% ~/ L# X. Z: n/ o4 a2 x
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) h |2 `" R2 X+ i“Oooh,” said Miss Nelson’s kids.6 F2 }- R* Y. Y, v3 c
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0 x. a% n+ A4 I3 o0 \* I“I’ll just bet you get the Swamp!” said the big kid.
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5 F0 I( j ?- a. d+ g“谁?”奈尔森老师班上的孩子问。0 u P- a3 m4 w1 y2 S: |6 k/ C; M* F& D$ i, k
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“维奥拉斯旺普老师是世界上最坏的代课老师,”8 [( A# u1 Q: e8 g5 d9 X& [6 h+ U! Q- T/ a% x! c. g
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大孩子说道,“要是她在附近呀,没人高兴得起来。”
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+ r. @' O) E7 k. N) O3 I+ i" Y“哎哟,”奈尔森老师班上的孩子说,
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“她简直是个女巫,“大孩子说道,$ q- s5 ^ a& \7 n
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“哎哟,“奈尔森老师班的孩子说,; g. u, t3 c2 r7 N) ^/ ^7 y$ h8 N& r) z; t1 f0 y
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“我打赌斯旺普老师来你们班代课!”大孩子说。
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廖彩杏书单168本:Miss Nelson is back 奈尔森老师回来了 译文指导
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On Monday morning Miss Nelson’s& B1 b& S: k6 B. c- r
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) t1 _( ?+ @7 w8 L4 g, XThey were very nervous.
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星期一早上,奈尔森老师' i8 L: k; P6 P/ m7 Q8 h
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他们紧张极了,2 a2 L- j0 ~: P+ @; z }4 ^9 S" `
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. d% b4 j9 M9 S有些孩子甚至整个周末都没睡好觉。
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6 c0 N, M9 h9 A6 ?2 p“要是我们真的分到了斯旺普老师,
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( J' `3 l5 f- ^1 }4 r: q) l我可不想活了,”一个孩子说道。
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他们听到走廊上响起了脚步声。, ^2 `# H4 x+ Y( b+ o7 d" N
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Slowly the knob turned. 0 F. m: S% C3 q9 V& V0 ~+ J$ R) S e
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And the door opened…7 u7 I- ]& f8 i
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慢慢地,门把手转了起来,门渐渐打开了…& M% K& ]- f- c9 V9 s& z
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It was Mr. Blandsworth, the principal.
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“I shall personally take over this class,” he said.3 i0 Z7 W9 n% n
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门外站着的是布兰德斯沃思校长,. C/ d+ j. @7 y/ k4 V+ b% A6 ^* g" l, ?# u
' a/ v3 U6 U4 b. c1 r“我亲自管你们班,”他说。( U( l$ ?! h5 N* V, I+ p+ L( @; V0 B
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; F! p, R0 |9 W9 i# u* w# r ^Miss Nelson’s kids were so relieved.4 p( z- e' {+ ^+ ^3 Z$ I9 X2 j7 h5 ]# t$ }& _5 S# v9 M: \0 ?
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Mr. Blandsworth was not a lot of fun.0 ]3 f& I; u) l. u( w; U0 o3 Q: P4 h2 Z& s
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# M/ d5 \% w, e+ k但他们很快发现布兰德斯沃思先生可不怎么有趣。, D* X% Y2 u$ {" U) p9 P* W; J( ?
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! R- r- U- f! y3 H, kAll morning Mr. Blandsworth tried to - m3 y) B# P8 k) ~0 v! P: B3 u- l* Y( ^6 ?; e% b2 M
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: X+ R( `4 C* Z3 r) D4 ?+ S- e* Bamuse the class with his corny card tricks. ; J- E* Z6 g7 y- j2 P' |; p4 v+ @7 d! b; h/ Z
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“Oh, brother,” said the class.
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That afternoon Mr.Blandsworth showed * L. e9 `* |* l, f
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“This is kids’stuff,” said the class.; ]) d* V/ s& S4 J5 Q+ [
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那天下午布兰德斯沃思先生展示了他最喜欢的皮影戏,6 @5 G5 w% {2 q: \
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“这是小孩子才玩的东西,”班上的孩子说。2 p: L* y) s. E, p. F1 Q& G# l8 S2 ]( W& m8 z; x7 J! s0 @
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The next day Mr. Blandsworth / N4 B5 V3 u$ V( |7 G- j) L$ w$ P
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demonstrated his favorite bird calls.
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! w# Z5 V/ }% S9 }6 qshowed slides of his goldfish Lucille. . l9 y6 s# Q5 E! U% S* Z/ D2 Z
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Miss Nelson’s kids had never been so bored.% {& H/ ^3 s" u$ K) t7 h5 y+ V+ a( o0 F
3 {% P. d( a- k4 I第二天布兰德斯沃思先生示范了他最喜欢的鸟叫声,5 o" a. g7 w$ e! {- L! K1 A' v: |
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孩子们对这个可没有兴趣。
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接下来的两天布兰德斯沃思先生放映了% b/ m s0 V7 }3 s4 G. a1 }: B, x$ V2 L5 V9 q
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