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# U5 e. j; Q" O6 V* t* T; O* Q在Miss Nelson is missing里，尼尔森老师为了让“熊学生”们变乖，使用了一点小技俩：扮成一个凶狠的老师：Viola Swamp。熊孩子们终于消停了！; p# |1 w G1 M1 ]! o" o Y0 w" W: l3 k% h
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这本Miss Nelson is back里，Miss Nelson要去切除扁桃体，需要离开一周。
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班上的孩子们，会怎么度过这一周呢。你绝对想不到！# [9 ~9 I! v6 G. l4 H
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One Friday Miss Nelson told her class
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that she was going to have her tonsils out.
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5 \ y4 I: l+ X4 l) ?" D8 i“I’ll be away next week.” she said.2 B8 m2 q: ]; C) K2 t A# z @
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“Yes, Miss Nelson,” said the kids in 207., q: y; D6 p- I! Z z/ a
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8 ^6 x, {, G b7 l+ ^$ |' _; R; q; |星期五，奈尔森老师告诉她的班级，
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她要去摘除扁桃体。7 ~* k2 o, |: W# M2 K$ H0 M G% ~; t. E
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“下周我不在，”她说，“你们要乖乖的哦！”/ G. ?& F4 G$ N; u; d4 t6 V3 r) y+ q5 W. I
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3 R$ H, E. o, s% ?+ {* }“没问题，奈尔森老师，”207班的孩子们说。
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But at recess it was another story.
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“Wow!” said the kids. “While Miss Nelson) B4 S: Y$ `6 ^- ], p4 R, m8 @* V& `- i3 V- s
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is away, we can really act up!”: c9 N6 P1 D3 |; L& C1 `7 D8 O2 e+ F8 Z& M6 y A# L2 S+ c
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“Not so fast!” said a big kid from 309.# U- ~ B0 |" X, u2 |4 L
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2 B5 Y6 v/ w) [' e, V7 u, d“Haven’t you ever heard of Viola Swamp?”! }: q( B4 v7 [) r
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可一到课间，就是另一个说法了。5 q1 P* t6 N: @; m( A6 Z8 [! I6 N* u- R% Z5 v
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9 d0 ` w, A3 l/ v“哇！”孩子们说，“奈尔森老师不在，, f) [& O" y. R
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“别高兴的太早！”309班的一个大孩子说道，2 A3 w7 {0 I5 ]9 E! J9 a- D7 y1 I9 h8 Z
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/ e9 x2 b4 L5 F) X! D: J) h* {“Miss Swamp is the meanest substitute% ?; }- e! `% V7 D A
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in the whole world,” said the big kid.
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) {5 V- y, X9 N, c/ H“Nobody acts up when she’s around.”: f; d8 v- q! E! ]! x/ }
1 l' Z" n3 v8 I! y“Oooh,” said Miss Nelson’s kids.# s5 ]- ?0 E7 G4 Y, {1 Z
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“She’s a real witch,” said the big kid.0 i8 }3 g0 ~" G
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“Oooh,” said Miss Nelson’s kids.6 F2 }- R* Y. Y, v3 c2 g6 U) q" k: T! t5 G
6 l+ ~+ @ {1 i; r6 C4 [. N2 Z“I’ll just bet you get the Swamp!” said the big kid.3 {" [ \5 A$ {2 E2 f3 ^; x
+ |$ [7 b6 Y% Z4 B; ^3 d5 T" X“谁？”奈尔森老师班上的孩子问。0 u P- a3 m4 w1 y2 S: |6 k0 I' a' r! `1 q3 @' J
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“维奥拉斯旺普老师是世界上最坏的代课老师，”8 [( A# u1 Q: e8 g5 d9 X& [4 Z: Z; q5 Q) G' J" i8 b
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6 F5 I" j! c3 p9 h大孩子说道，“要是她在附近呀，没人高兴得起来。”! V- r6 K% I, [7 ]/ F4 s% z& j
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“哎哟，”奈尔森老师班上的孩子说，
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" v: t5 ]% B* i2 r“她简直是个女巫，“大孩子说道，% p$ @& n$ V# k; C3 @$ M7 T7 V
# b8 t6 A/ f! [# e4 f5 U“哎哟，“奈尔森老师班的孩子说，; g. u, t3 c2 r7 N) ^/ ^7 y/ k+ U) D5 e. v2 p
# B% d* d4 p/ s7 a/ O“我打赌斯旺普老师来你们班代课！”大孩子说。; Y7 v' a7 l' {3 W% a
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9 ]- ?! G: h7 ]On Monday morning Miss Nelson’s& B1 b& S: k6 B. c- r
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“If we get the Swamp, I’ll just die,” said one kid.! c( `* h- u, }. I/ k j3 c
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星期一早上，奈尔森老师
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班上的孩子们都在座位上坐好了。* Y( j2 k# ~2 x+ C* v% J9 I6 w+ u% C# A+ f8 z. w
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他们紧张极了，2 a2 L- j0 ~: P+ @; z }4 ^9 S" `9 ^, K% F6 v! m g2 [5 m
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有些孩子甚至整个周末都没睡好觉。
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! i# u% [6 d; l0 d“要是我们真的分到了斯旺普老师，
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8 N. u" p+ ?* j( ~ y7 Z我可不想活了，”一个孩子说道。* k$ u0 X* f! ^! |& b
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他们听到走廊上响起了脚步声。, ^2 `# H4 x+ Y( b+ o7 d" N$ j+ `, f+ X+ J; F3 s8 N0 m
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/ T4 h$ s9 c# p: i. \Slowly the knob turned. 0 F. m: S% C3 q9 V
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' i& }. u# B1 ^4 |5 P1 G- H# Z/ D# MAnd the door opened…$ M4 D) F0 t4 @$ y
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慢慢地，门把手转了起来，门渐渐打开了…& M% K& ]- f- c9 V9 s& z
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“I shall personally take over this class,” he said.3 i0 Z7 W9 n% n& j) L* M! V( ^( {
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门外站着的是布兰德斯沃思校长，. C/ d+ j. @7 y/ k4 V+ b
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“我亲自管你们班，”他说。, h; p+ G# U' `+ A% s4 \
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! l5 C2 y3 z1 s% @% IMiss Nelson’s kids were so relieved.4 p( z- e' {+ ^+ ^3 Z$ I9 X2 j' z7 S+ h! l# R; X, x8 D9 N
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[: G5 m) Y& m5 w* oMr. Blandsworth was not a lot of fun.0 ]3 f& I; u) l. u( w; U% P; b1 t& b+ B6 l7 ~
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奈尔森班的孩子们松了一口气，3 |: K8 z! G! x: L! R* a5 z' z4 J2 O2 y
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0 m, I$ a2 ]$ Z1 p% S“Oh, brother,” said the class.& T! }8 l. O) ^* g, v+ s2 c9 K
& W3 Y) u( }6 S; _( K8 ~2 p" YThat afternoon Mr.Blandsworth showed * L. e9 `* |* l, f& _% b% ]8 J; P; ^% T# @9 `' ~
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the class his favorite shadow pictures.
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5 W1 b; }% [% l! {. W! L* L& l“This is kids’stuff,” said the class.
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整个早上布兰德斯沃思先生都在表演老掉牙0 D+ u4 c+ F* D: o2 }8 {8 F
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; e9 f) |1 K/ h! Q. O7 C的纸牌戏法，“哦，天哪，”班上的孩子说。
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demonstrated his favorite bird calls.
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showed slides of his goldfish Lucille. . l9 y6 s# Q5 E! U% S* Z/ D2 Z+ C# A: Y( J& S5 C
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