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超简短的5个英文笑话！ 1. Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window. 一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?! 老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now. 男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2. What dog can jump higher than a building? 什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump! 任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3. What has a head, a tail, and no body? 什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?
A coin! 硬币。
4. What has one eye but cannot see? 什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?
A needle. 针。
5. Wife: "How would you describe me?" 妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?" 妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." 丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!" 丈夫：开个玩笑!
太急燥了，要平心静气
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